tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3636540227040681092012-02-16T19:52:03.575-05:00sarahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06832425488752450017noreply@blogger.comBlogger281100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-363654022704068109.post-62844882862134181222009-04-21T12:02:00.000-04:002009-04-21T12:03:40.629-04:00you would feel badly<div>if you were capable of</div><div>feeling anything.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/363654022704068109-6284488286213418122?l=passiveaggressivehaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bunnyponyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04362626754980340170noreply@blogger.com34tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-363654022704068109.post-49460037473731214972009-04-10T10:15:00.002-04:002009-04-10T10:17:12.466-04:00Oh, yes, but, of course<br />it's a perfectly good film<br />for someone like you.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/363654022704068109-4946003747373121497?l=passiveaggressivehaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04148558280871642435noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-363654022704068109.post-17667358671695997072009-04-10T09:06:00.002-04:002009-04-10T09:33:05.347-04:00I am not surprised<br />to hear you utter such a <br />reductive statement<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/363654022704068109-1766735867169599707?l=passiveaggressivehaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04148558280871642435noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-363654022704068109.post-84381182432660288842009-04-02T20:36:00.001-04:002009-04-02T20:37:34.655-04:00disgruntled worker<div>line up for your free cookie</div><div>you are a daft cow</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/363654022704068109-8438118243266028884?l=passiveaggressivehaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daphershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06117684001398816964noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-363654022704068109.post-31336430138792787012009-04-02T12:08:00.002-04:002009-04-02T12:12:11.080-04:00i shaved my back hair <br />right here over the toilet<br />i'm only half greek<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/363654022704068109-3133643013879278701?l=passiveaggressivehaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonathanathanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05716146405319716594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-363654022704068109.post-12098361759426321402009-04-01T16:23:00.001-04:002009-04-01T16:26:21.479-04:00if you don't love me,<br />just tell me. but don't just stop<br />blogging suddenly.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/363654022704068109-1209836175942632140?l=passiveaggressivehaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>sarahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06832425488752450017noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-363654022704068109.post-26653015418793791132009-03-30T13:28:00.001-04:002009-03-30T13:29:57.987-04:00nickleback first dance.<div>your life together starts now.</div><div>and will really suck.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/363654022704068109-2665301541879379113?l=passiveaggressivehaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bunnyponyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04362626754980340170noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-363654022704068109.post-57441662769225178472009-03-29T13:55:00.000-04:002009-03-29T13:56:30.348-04:00please, dude, take that seat<br />i like to stand on the bus<br />with this giant bag<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/363654022704068109-5744166276922517847?l=passiveaggressivehaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sarah Machttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10824667410781540727noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-363654022704068109.post-69301350604148129172009-03-28T14:28:00.001-04:002009-03-30T16:24:51.215-04:00bun i need a bike<br />so i can ride down the street<br />and flip people off.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/363654022704068109-6930135060414812917?l=passiveaggressivehaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>sarahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06832425488752450017noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-363654022704068109.post-36564993766928178552009-03-28T00:37:00.002-04:002009-03-28T00:39:36.120-04:00<div>downstairs neighbor stop.</div><div>please turn off your stereo.</div>boyz II men no more.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/363654022704068109-3656499376692817855?l=passiveaggressivehaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bunnyponyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04362626754980340170noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-363654022704068109.post-17566301075233745242009-03-27T18:25:00.006-04:002009-03-27T18:30:20.970-04:00<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/3/deathmetal_mall.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 340px;" src="http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/3/deathmetal_mall.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>teenage mutant freak</div><div>eats alone all by himself</div><div>don't go near him, ever</div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/363654022704068109-1756630107523374524?l=passiveaggressivehaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daphershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06117684001398816964noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-363654022704068109.post-57565538803842712792009-03-27T17:27:00.000-04:002009-03-27T17:28:41.768-04:00signing of gchat<div>while i am stalling at work</div><div>shows you don't love me.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/363654022704068109-5756553880384271279?l=passiveaggressivehaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bunnyponyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04362626754980340170noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-363654022704068109.post-87059270888492091562009-03-27T17:22:00.000-04:002009-03-27T17:23:04.099-04:00yes i am grumpy,<div>no it is not hormonal.</div><div>it simply is you.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/363654022704068109-8705927088849209156?l=passiveaggressivehaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bunnyponyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04362626754980340170noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-363654022704068109.post-81435960800352957832009-03-27T17:01:00.006-04:002009-03-27T17:07:20.122-04:00"it's ok," i said.<br />when i meant, "EAT SHIT AND DIE."<br />i'm a huge pussy.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/363654022704068109-8143596080035295783?l=passiveaggressivehaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>sarahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06832425488752450017noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-363654022704068109.post-35403597541920397112009-03-27T15:16:00.001-04:002009-03-27T15:20:17.549-04:00i'm fine thanks, despite<br /><br />crippling personal problems<br /><br />you don't care about<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/363654022704068109-3540359754192039711?l=passiveaggressivehaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sarah Machttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10824667410781540727noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-363654022704068109.post-67122371350783277442009-03-27T14:56:00.002-04:002009-03-27T15:08:48.940-04:00next year i will not<div>be going to mit.</div><div>nothing went wrong, mom.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/363654022704068109-6712237135078327744?l=passiveaggressivehaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bunnyponyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04362626754980340170noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-363654022704068109.post-49971736485555510872009-03-27T13:29:00.004-04:002009-03-27T13:37:57.955-04:00oh no i just meant<br />yr hair looks really nice; yr<br />face is the problem.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/363654022704068109-4997173648555551087?l=passiveaggressivehaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>sarahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06832425488752450017noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-363654022704068109.post-71356514304881164642009-03-27T13:24:00.003-04:002009-03-27T13:28:19.676-04:00fuck networked printers<div>documents will ne'er emerge.</div><div>cyan ink is low.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/363654022704068109-7135651430488116464?l=passiveaggressivehaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bunnyponyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04362626754980340170noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-363654022704068109.post-76708916166102933552009-03-27T13:14:00.001-04:002009-03-27T13:16:25.455-04:00<div>if you told me then</div><div>it would be done already.</div><div>i'll take my lunch break.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/363654022704068109-7670891616610293355?l=passiveaggressivehaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bunnyponyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04362626754980340170noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-363654022704068109.post-44049578405203752732009-03-27T13:08:00.001-04:002009-03-27T13:10:34.484-04:00that's mine, btw<div>but whatever i don't care</div><div>just don't dare touch it.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/363654022704068109-4404957840520375273?l=passiveaggressivehaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Chelseahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07320532012668869368noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-363654022704068109.post-26446722984236223042009-03-27T13:05:00.001-04:002009-03-27T13:07:26.616-04:00you think that's the case?<div>i mean, it is not my place</div><div>but you are totes wrong</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/363654022704068109-2644672298423622304?l=passiveaggressivehaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Chelseahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07320532012668869368noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-363654022704068109.post-5020748120797075362009-03-27T13:03:00.002-04:002009-03-27T13:11:55.999-04:00you smell a lot now<div>i wonder what it could be</div><div>when did you shower?</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/363654022704068109-502074812079707536?l=passiveaggressivehaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Chelseahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07320532012668869368noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-363654022704068109.post-26701175617754980972009-03-27T10:43:00.000-04:002009-03-27T10:46:38.925-04:00ok fine you win<br />i'll go down on you this time<br />but please don't beat me<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/363654022704068109-2670117561775498097?l=passiveaggressivehaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>kdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06645088372172618687noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-363654022704068109.post-69598400449079025922009-03-27T10:30:00.000-04:002009-03-27T10:38:15.617-04:00i don't care, it's cool<br />OH MY GOD PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE<br />PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LOVE ME<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/363654022704068109-6959840044907902592?l=passiveaggressivehaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>sarahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06832425488752450017noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-363654022704068109.post-48398723837892451192009-03-27T10:27:00.000-04:002009-03-27T10:29:18.342-04:00write zeros and ones<div>to break my death metal heart</div><div>i am not robot</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/363654022704068109-4839872383789245119?l=passiveaggressivehaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bunnyponyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04362626754980340170noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-363654022704068109.post-56496943614225776772009-03-26T21:45:00.000-04:002009-03-26T21:48:37.287-04:00if i don't haiku<br /><div>you will remove me as your</div><div>facebook quotation</div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/363654022704068109-5649694361422577677?l=passiveaggressivehaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bunnyponyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04362626754980340170noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-363654022704068109.post-17030630173745179902009-03-26T16:29:00.001-04:002009-03-30T16:27:17.110-04:00bun i swear to god<br />if you don't participate<br />i'll burn it all down.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/363654022704068109-1703063017374517990?l=passiveaggressivehaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>sarahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06832425488752450017noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-363654022704068109.post-27127654263685060862009-03-26T16:12:00.002-04:002009-03-30T21:38:21.383-04:00passive aggressive<br />haikus written by bun and<br />penny; we're thirteen.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/363654022704068109-2712765426368506086?l=passiveaggressivehaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>sarahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06832425488752450017noreply@blogger.com0