no. 27

you would feel badly

if you were capable of

feeling anything.

What, this old thing?

Oh, yes, but, of course
it's a perfectly good film
for someone like you.

After all, I know you very well

I am not surprised
to hear you utter such a
reductive statement

Eat it

disgruntled worker

line up for your free cookie

you are a daft cow

I'll Clean It Later

i shaved my back hair
right here over the toilet
i'm only half greek

no. 22

if you don't love me,
just tell me. but don't just stop
blogging suddenly.

no. 21

nickleback first dance.

your life together starts now.

and will really suck.

no. 20

please, dude, take that seat
i like to stand on the bus
with this giant bag

no. 19

bun i need a bike
so i can ride down the street
and flip people off.

no. 18

downstairs neighbor stop.

please turn off your stereo.

boyz II men no more.

Savage

teenage mutant freak

eats alone all by himself

don't go near him, ever

no. 16

signing of gchat

while i am stalling at work

shows you don't love me.

no. 15

yes i am grumpy,

no it is not hormonal.

it simply is you.

no. storyofmylife

"it's ok," i said.
when i meant, "EAT SHIT AND DIE."
i'm a huge pussy.

No. cry for help

i'm fine thanks, despite

crippling personal problems

you don't care about

no. 12

next year i will not

be going to mit.

nothing went wrong, mom.

no. 11

oh no i just meant
yr hair looks really nice; yr
face is the problem.

no. 10

fuck networked printers

documents will ne'er emerge.

cyan ink is low.

no. 9

if you told me then

it would be done already.

i'll take my lunch break.

no. otter

that's mine, btw

but whatever i don't care

just don't dare touch it.

no. prime number

you think that's the case?

i mean, it is not my place

but you are totes wrong

no. 6

you smell a lot now

i wonder what it could be

when did you shower?

ok fine you win
i'll go down on you this time
but please don't beat me

no. LOL

i don't care, it's cool
OH MY GOD PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LOVE ME

no. 3.1415927

write zeros and ones

to break my death metal heart

i am not robot

no. 3

if i don't haiku

you will remove me as your

facebook quotation

no. 2

bun i swear to god
if you don't participate
i'll burn it all down.

no. 1

passive aggressive
haikus written by bun and
penny; we're thirteen.